todorokililian:

a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors

Did you mean Harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone?

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

Not having anything that fits was funny for the first year-ish, universe, can I pretty pretty pretty super pretty please have something warm to wear this winter? Thanks.